I'm really shocked that there hasn't been any attention given to doping in bingo. For those of you that don't know what I'm talking about, go to a bingo hall, get yourself ONE bingo card and try to keep up with an octogenarian with fifteen cards. They are juiced up on something in there.
I know the AARP is a powerful group, but Congress needs to intervene. I propose a special commission to investigate, maybe we can get George Mitchell involved as he has prior experience with the whole baseball/steroids investigation. The pressure to win and the lure of a $15 jackpot can be astounding when you are on a fixed income, but we need to do something to help the younger generations. The last thing we need as a society is to see 40 and 50 year olds emulating these poor decisions.
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